Before it gets shoved too far behind more recent events, I wanted to write a little about the exotics conference I went to last weekend. I drove back to Blacksburg a few days early so that 13 of us could leave bright and earlyto drive all the way to Columbia, MO in two mini vans. The conference was held at the veterinary school at the University of Missouri, and covered a wide range of topics about exotic animal veterinary medicine. An exotic animal is basically anything that is not a cat, dog, or common domestic farm animal. So while there were plenty of lectures about the so-called "pocket pets" (hamsters, gerbils, parakeets, and the less threatening of the common reptiles), I was most excited about the wide variety of lectures about wildlife and zoo animal medicine, topics that Virginia-Maryland's vet school curriculum is sorely lacking. Anyway, both the conference itself and getting to and from Missouri were very interesting experiences. Here are a few of the things that I learned over the course of the trip:
- It takes 12 hours (plus extra for meals, pit stops, speeding tickets, and black ice) to drive from Blacksburg, VA to Columbia, MO. The trip takes you into 6 different states, through one time zone change, and through such exotic locales as Louisville, KY and St. Louis, MO.
- While it was entertaining, I do not have particularly good aim with a blow dart gun and probably need a lot more practice before I try to dart anything alive.
- When concentrating to pump up a foot operated air pistol to the appropriate pressure, it's probably a good idea to pay attention to where you are pointing the loaded pistol. If you're swinging it around wildly towards random people in the room (inadvertently, of course), it makes the instructors nervous.
- If I'm interested in having a residency at a zoo pretty soon after I graduate, I probably should have applied about a year before I even knew that I had gotten into vet school.
- It is legal to keep large cats as pets in the United States as long as you have a permit, and it is extremely easy to purchase, say, a cougar kitten off the Internet. I think this is ridiculous and needs to stop, but it also means that these large cats need veterinary care (and thus, interested veterinarians!).
- A macropod is a large-footed marsupial (a wallaby or a kangaroo).
- Female kangaroos have a grand total of 3 vaginas. Yep, 3. And 2 uteri (uteruses? Guess not...spell check says so.). A single female can support three young at one time (one fetus, one very tiny joey that has just been born and entered her pouch, and one older joey that still returns to the pouch to nurse).
- The trend towards obesity that we see in humans and pets is also beginning to be a problem in zoo animals.
- When one of your mini vans (thankfully, not the one I was in) does a complete spin out at night on black ice and stops just off of the highway facing the wrong direction, this causes other drivers to freak out. Then they, in turn, have their own spectacular spin outs off of the highway. This greatly delays your trip, especially when one of your members feels the need to go console the other driver, who is slightly hysterical. Good news is no one was hurt.
Anyway, needless to say, the trip (especially the return trip) was quite an eventful way to start off the semester. I really enjoyed the conference itself. It was interesting to meet people (including members of my own class whom I didn't know very well) that share an interest in exotics. It was also really cool to be around so many actual zoo veterinarians. They are living proof that it's possibly to pursue zoo veterinary medicine as a career. Greater yet, there were doctors who had practices that allowed them to treat both small animals (something I'm also very interested in) and exotics. So probably the greatest thing I learned was that if this is something I really am passionate about, it's not totally impossible. The trick now is figuring out for myself exactly how much I want to make wildlife and/or zoo animal medicine a part of my career.